My Perfect Mate

Joke ID#15456
Funny (2.61)
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Submitted Bygoddess_ol
Corrected By boodler
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A bachelor asked his friend to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities."

Without thinking, his friend replied: "Marry a penguin."

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Posted by bjonbdbhinbidbjz Sep 17, 2007

That's funny.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by popesantaxiv Oct 28, 2007

why is this in knock-knock? funny anway

Comment score: 4  

Posted by chiliwormeater4 Nov 05, 2007

This is really funny, probably in the wrong category but I like it.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Alexeagle Nov 30, 2007

Penguins rock! I wouldn't marry one though...

Comment score: 2  

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