Too Late, He's Long Dead

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Submitted ByBattery
Corrected By Hugme12
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The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items.

I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, and had fastened the seatbelt around it to stop it falling over. I hadn't considered the drive across town.

At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and explained, "I'm delivering him to my doctor's office."

The other driver leaned out of his window. "I hate to tell you, man," he said, "but I think it's too late!"

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Posted by kappa64 Jul 14, 2008

what the heck were all those posts about? Im pretty sure its okay to steal jokes as long as they are not copyrighted. this site is to put a bunch of jokes either from different sites or ones you made up together for easy reference. And Im pretty sure most of the jokes on this site are stolen anyway.

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Posted by Fathead Jan 10, 2009

Real cute.

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