A really nasty divorce

Joke ID#1395
Funny (3.13)
Rating (1.15)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byskoolkid
Corrected By boodler
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A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph, with the husband behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, "Honey, I know we've been married for 15 years, but I want a divorce." The husband says nothing, but slowly increases speed to 60 mph.
She then says, "I don't want you to try to talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and he's a better lover than you."
Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up as his anger increases. She says, "I want the house." Again the husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph. She says, "I want the kids too."
The husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, now he's up to 80 mph. She says, "I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too." The husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, "Is there anything you want?"
The husband says, "No, I've got everything I need." She asks, "Really? What's that?"
The husband replies, just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, "I've got the airbag!"

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Posted by tissue Jun 17, 2003

Lol, that's funny!

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Posted by surf243 Aug 06, 2003

Intense joke, but funny

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Posted by vvz227 Sep 19, 2003


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Posted by primevil999 Aug 22, 2004

lol i can't stop laghing!!!!!!

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Posted by purplepineapple Feb 10, 2005

I couldn't stop laughing!

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Posted by knightdog Feb 22, 2005

Well, she got everything but the kids, didn't she?

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Posted by scouttrooper Feb 22, 2005


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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 26, 2006


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Posted by Alexeagle Nov 28, 2007

Ha! The man would die too.

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