Divorce Cases

Joke ID#13857
Funny (2.56)
Rating (0.82)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bysilly_goose
Corrected By bballrox55
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Some people divorce for good reasons, some for bad. Then there are people who divorce for these reasons:

A man from Conneticut filed for divorce because his wife left him a note on the refrigerator that read "I won't be home when you return from work. Have gone to the bridge club. There'll be a recipe for your dinner at seven o'clock on Channel 2."

A housewife filed for divorce on the grounds that her husband was having an affair. The woman became suspicious when every time the phone rang, her myna bird spouted things like "Divorce," "I love you" and "Be patient."

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