Female Golf Terms

Joke ID#13534
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Submitted Bysilly_goose
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1. CADDY -- 2 women talking about a 3rd who isn't there to defend herself.
2. CHIPPING -- Time to get our nails done again.
3. DOUBLE BOGIE -- "Casablanca" followed by "African Queen."
4. FAIRWAY -- Splitting the bill when the girls go to lunch.
5. GOOD LIE -- Weight on our driver's license.
6. GREENS -- Lunch we eat when we'd really love a cheeseburger.
7. HOLE-IN-ONE -- Time to get new pantyhose.
8. IRON -- What guys need to learn to do their own shirts.
9. ROUGH -- Getting a guy to understand, well, pretty much anything.
10. SHAFT -- You watch the kids while he gets to go golfing.
11. SLICE -- "No thanks. . .just a sliver."
12. TEES -- Putting on that Victoria Secret Negligee.
13. WATER HAZARD -- Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip.
14. WEDGE -- Bathing suit that's too tight.

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Posted by dragonlilly1 Oct 08, 2006


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Posted by SweetTooth1479 Oct 15, 2006

awww... it give it two thumbs up!

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