Joke ID#1346
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A young couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Costume party.

The wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party and have a good time.

Being the devoted husband, he protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed. She told him there was no need for him to miss the fun.

So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened
without pain, and as it was still early she decided to go to the party.

Because hubby did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some kicks watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not around.

She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor. He was dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a feel here and taking a little kiss there.

His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new action.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped out, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of excuse he would have for his notorious behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked him what he had done.

He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got to the party I met Pete, Bill and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.

But I'll tell you . . . the guy that I loaned my costume to sure had one hell of a time!"

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Posted by hottie_gurl Nov 08, 2005

Does this mean that he lent his costume so the man the woman had s?x w/ wasn't him? Cuz that's wut i got out of it

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Posted by violasrule Feb 08, 2006

That5 kinda sux for her

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Posted by Celanba May 10, 2006

Oh, the irony!

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Posted by mellew Jun 16, 2006

omgosh so friggin funee!!!!1 PS. yea it means he lent his costume and the person that got it had s*x w/his wife

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 20, 2006


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Posted by carissker9 Nov 29, 2006

Great. The man was innocent the whole time!!! LMAO

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Posted by thedoublew Dec 24, 2007

omfg!!!!!rotfl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oh newf, u never fail 2 please me!!!

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