The Murder Trial


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Joke ID#1343
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By dawn830w
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In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining the coroner:

Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate, had you taken the pulse?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you listen to the heart?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: Did you check for breathing?

Coroner: No.

Attorney: So, when you signed the death certificate, you weren't sure the man was dead, were you?

Coroner: Well, let me put it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on my desk. But I guess it's possible he could be out there practicing law somewhere.




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Posted by dakini1 Aug 09, 2003

Another one for my favorites list!

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Posted by pheonix_down Nov 01, 2003

Haha, on my FAVORITES!

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Posted by taiya2 Feb 03, 2004

another great punch line

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 26, 2005

love it.

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Posted by SexyChic Oct 28, 2005

Hey skoolkid, everyone is entitled to his/her own opinion. Don't be judgemental!! And I agree with dakini1 and phoenix_down, this one is definitely going on my favs list.

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Posted by SexyChic Oct 28, 2005

Newf, I simply love all of your jokes.

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Posted by undercover_joker May 14, 2006

I am very sad and ashamed to say I dont get it

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Posted by haha92 Nov 24, 2006

I love it!

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Posted by NerdLover Nov 25, 2006

oooh!! burn!!! nice joke, loved the punchline!

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