Birthday Walk

Joke ID#13152
Funny (3.28)
Rating (0.66)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bysilly_goose
Corrected By cubsfan1
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All of his life Stosh had heard stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink.

So when Stosh's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Stan took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Stosh stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned! Stan just managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Stosh went to see his grandmother. "Grandma, it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"

Granny looked into Stosh's eyes and said, "Because, you dumb ass, your father, grandfather and great grandfather were born in January, but you were born in July."

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Posted by silly_goose Sep 01, 2006

This isn't anywhere else, is it? I tried to check. :/ Hope y'all enjoy!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by DanceSp5 Sep 02, 2006

Sorry its kinda funny but i don't really get it....

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Posted by bballrox2123 Sep 02, 2006

it means in janruary, ther was ice to walk on- in july there isnt good joke!

Comment score: 8  

Posted by timmycool Sep 03, 2006

h! funnyyyyy

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Posted by mydarklife Sep 03, 2006

halouris full smiley!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by RustyDQ Sep 03, 2006

Never heard it before. Bound to be a classic!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by cheer492 Oct 02, 2006


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Posted by joy2chipmunk Oct 02, 2006

ha ha!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by texas_aggies19 Oct 02, 2006

man the stupid things ppl do lmao

Comment score: 4  

Posted by coolhndsme Oct 02, 2006

vsry fumnny

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Posted by carissker9 Nov 23, 2006


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Posted by haha92 Nov 23, 2006


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Posted by Giggles Feb 22, 2007

LOL!!!!!! That's too hilarious

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Posted by leaffan4life Mar 28, 2007

LOL amazing great joke!!

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