You Might be a Redneck If....

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You might be a redneck if...

On stag night, you take a real deer.

You use a 55 Chevy as a guest house.

Your back porch is bigger than your house.

There is more oil in your cap than in your car.

You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.

A full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

An expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

You think Old Yeller is a movie about your brother's tooth.

You watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

Your secret family recipe is illegal.

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Posted by schatzy228 Aug 28, 2006

nice list first time i heard most of them

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Posted by joy2chipmunk Sep 21, 2006

You're right. they're very original

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