The Proud father

Joke ID#1271
Funny (3.27)
Rating (1.1)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles.
A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description. "Mother of six," he would say, "get me a beer!" "Hey mother of six, what's for dinner tonight?" This situation persisted to boiling point.
Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yelled out, "Hey, mother of six, I think it's time to go!"
The wife seized the moment and shouted back, "I'll be right with you - father of four!"

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Posted by einat17 Jun 07, 2003

Hah! Good one...

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Posted by Drunky Jun 07, 2003

LMAO! Great joke

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Posted by avril_lavigne Sep 27, 2003

I dont get it.. can some one expLain plz

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Posted by vvz227 Sep 27, 2003

only four of the kids wer his! lol, the other 2 wer from sum other guy

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Posted by pink Oct 14, 2003

Two of the children arent his

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Posted by absy Dec 14, 2003

haha bet that got him good...heh....*shakes head* men =P

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 22, 2005

serves him right! Good 1.

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 16, 2006

Heh! Nice!

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Posted by timmycool Jun 28, 2006

ha! going to the faves!

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Posted by Sassy_101 Jul 06, 2006

That's great. HILARIOUS

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