More Chuck Norris

Joke ID#12685
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Submitted Byhamburger
Corrected By boodler
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When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he dosent get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris'd.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse. It's decendants are know as giraffes.

Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen, oxygen needs Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't pay off debt, debt pays off Chuck Norris.

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