Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

Joke ID#12318
Funny (3.27)
Rating (0.4)
Submitted Bystang99
Special Add To My Favorites
Email Joke to Friend

Rate Joke
(149 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.

- Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

- A day without sunshine is like...night.

- On the other hand, you have different fingers

- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

- Remember, half the people you know are below average.

- He who laughs last thinks slowest.

- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

- Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

- Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

- If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

- How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

Comments on this Joke
Hide Comments Below :
Posted by Math_freak Jul 05, 2006

I never really liked puns, but your puns changed all that! Thanks for doing that!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by bmonkey Aug 10, 2006

its a blast, u just made me smile! had a bad from yesterday! love this one!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 10, 2006

Got this one a lonnnnnnng time ago from my 80 yr. old Aunt in Iowa; but it's still funny. Alot of those "Puns" are true. Thanx...Give ya a +8 only because I've had it on my computer so long. Otherwise it would be a +10er.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by djsoccer Aug 10, 2006

To be honest, I never heard of them. I thought it was pretty funny when I read it.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by RustyDQ Aug 10, 2006


Comment score: -1  

Posted by sulphhemoglobia Aug 10, 2007

These statements are two accurate to be funny!!!

Comment score: -1  

You need to Register before you can comment.
Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?