Funny Bumper Stickers
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| Joke ID | #12187 |
| Funny |   (3.06) |
| Rating |   (0.61) |
| Category | Other / Misc |
| Submitted By | mumbo_jumbo    |
| Corrected By |
boodler    |
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Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window.
If you can read this, my wife fell off! (Seen on the back of a biker's vest.)
If you can beat me, you can eat me! (Seen on a Corvette driven by a "drop-dead gorgeous blonde.")
Remember: Stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph.
GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
Boldly going nowhere.
Cat: The other white meat.
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway
He's not dead, He's electro-encephalographically challenged
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets
If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now
WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition
