You Idiot!

Joke ID#1214
Funny (3.04)
Rating (0.49)
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

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Posted by hilo Jul 20, 2003

ahh, boys are so funny

Comment score: 5  

Posted by coolhndsme Oct 05, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 4  

Posted by reptilegirl Oct 05, 2006

lol, that was gr8! OMG i couldnt stop rollin on the floor!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by texas_aggies19 Oct 08, 2006

im really slow sometimes it took me a minute to get it but when i did =))

Comment score: 2  

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