Magicians Parrot

Joke ID#1205
Funny (3.28)
Rating (0.47)
Submitted ByEinat17
Corrected By celanba
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A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem - the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood he started shouting in the middle of the show, "Look, it's not the same hat."

"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table."

"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything; after all, it WAS the captain's parrot. One stormy day the ship had an accident and sank. The magician found himself adrift on a piece of wood in the middle of the ocean... of course, the parrot was adrift on this same very piece of wood with him.

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day... then another ... and then another. After almost three days the parrot finally says, "OK, I give up. Where the heck is the boat?"

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Posted by dakini1 Jun 26, 2003

I didn't expect that at all! Great joke!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by jacintan Jun 27, 2003

Didn't quite get that one.........................

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Posted by einat17 Jun 28, 2003

The boat sank, but the parrot thought the magician made it disappear...

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Source Jul 07, 2003

This joke was so awesome

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Posted by zakp Mar 27, 2006


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Posted by speedywheels Apr 14, 2006

Dang, I didn,t see that coming. It was hilarious!!!

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Posted by phoenixoflife Oct 24, 2006

Hahahaha Awsome

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Posted by Hugme12 Feb 29, 2008

You stole this joke from comedian Ron White

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