Written Mistakes 2 (Now W/ Dumb Bush Quotes)

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1. On a mall child's cart bag
Do not put child in bag (Who does?)

2. On food court restaurant counters
Warning: Touching hot surfaces may burn you (Wanna try?)

3a. Bush on war in Iraq
"We're not going to have any casualties." (Where are we now, huh?)

3b. Bush's description of the White House
"It is white." (WOW! Who knew???)

3c. Our future
"The future will look better tommorow." (That settles it, we're all gonna die.)

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Posted by girliepie Jun 05, 2006

true, true...

Comment score: 3  

Posted by DanceSp5 Jun 14, 2006

pretty funny.....

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Posted by jjj055 Mar 17, 2007

This is actualy kind of serious as well. Or is it?

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Posted by chickenlip420 Mar 17, 2007

this is the last place I thought I'd find a politroll. this stuff ain't funny.

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