It Must Suck Being a Penis

Joke ID#11303
Funny (1.79)
Rating (2.2)
Submitted Bysettra626
Corrected By boodler
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It must suck being a penis because-

1. Your best friends are nuts
2. Your closest neighbour is an asshole
3. You vomit when you're excited
4. Your owner abuses you

And if you're in the mood-

5. You work double-duty on Tuesday.

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Posted by qwerty123 Apr 28, 2006

one of the classics! lol

Comment score: 1  

Posted by crazycriely Apr 28, 2006

lol sorry seth but i think it's a dupe

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