Horse Buying

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Submitted Byenderofgames
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Kevin attended a horse auction with his father, watching as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Kevin asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"

His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy."

Looking worried, Kevin said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom!"

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 07, 2006

such innocence!

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