Getting Out of Work

Joke ID#10867
Funny (3.04)
Rating (0.42)
Submitted Byqwerty123
Corrected By schatzy228
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One day, a blond and her male co-worker are sitting in the lunch room, and the guy says, "I can't take anymore today, I am going home!" The blond replies, "You can't just get up and leave. You'll be fired!". "Not to worry, I am going to be sent home. I have an idea." the guy says and leaves the room.

The blond finishes her lunch and heads back into work, to see her co-worker hanging upside down from the ceiling, yelling over and over, "I'm a lightbulb!". The owner hears this and comes down. He takes one look at the guy, hanging upside down, yelling he is a lightbulb, and sends him home for the rest of the day, with pay, so he can rest, because he has obviously been working to hard.

The guy gets down off the ceiling, thanks the owner and leaves.

The blond turns around and starts to leave. The owner yells to her, "Hey where the heck do you think you are going?" The blond replies, "I'm going home. You can't expect me to work in the dark!"

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Posted by lyris Mar 21, 2006

Comment score: 1  

Posted by schatzy228 Mar 21, 2006


Comment score: 2  

Posted by coldfire Mar 23, 2006

read this before,, but still funny

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ComfyAndJoy Apr 01, 2006

i like it... no I LOVE it!!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by wizkid Apr 22, 2006

That's like two funnies in one.

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Posted by coolhndsme Apr 25, 2006

very good

Comment score: 3  

Posted by shimmermaid May 26, 2006

Aye, I don't know...she sounds pretty smart to me...maybe she's got brunette roots, no?

Comment score: 2  

Posted by kikadez May 29, 2006

your right shimmmermaid anyways i read this one

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Shastaki Jun 14, 2006

Well, yeah, she was kinda smart. The boss will think that she's crazy too!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by jjj055 Apr 22, 2007

The blond could actual be using her brain for once?

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