Questions Even Einstien Couldn't Answer


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If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?

If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight???

If nothing sticks to teflon, then how do they make teflon stick to the pan?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear seatbelts?

If love is blind, then why is lingere so popular?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

If a black box flight recorder is never damaged in a plane crash, why dont they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If most car accidents occur within 5 kilometers of home, then why doesnt every one just move 5 k's away?

Why are psychics still working if they all know the winning lottery numbers?

If you try to fail, but you succeed, which have you done?




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Posted by taran083 Mar 02, 2006

Here're the REAL questions involving those questions!!! 1) Who says he isnt naked AND homeless? 2) They fight FOR freedom. amazing how one preposition changes the whole meaning... 3) I dont think Einstein knew Teflon existed back then... 4) Who says they did? did you ride with them and check? Show me photos. I want documentaries! 5) There's been a mixup. Turns out love isnt blind, only if the wrong people wear lingerie does it create blindness. 6) How do you know it's even in the right order? could be that I and U are really next to eachother afterall. 7) Talk to my engineer, he'll answer this one for you. I think it has something to do with the moons gravitation, or venus' orbit or something. talk to him. he'll tell ya. Its not really an expiration date, think of it more like a deadline to sell.... I hear they're pretty common in business. 9) Ya know i asked my blonde sister that, and she asked the same question...? 10) It's cause the psychics are in charge of the lottery. Think about it. They know what tickets have been sold and which havent. have YOU won?? 11) come on... that's simple. You've succeed at failing! ...paradoxes arent my strong point. ask einstein.

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Posted by taran083 Mar 02, 2006

Too bad they dont allow spacing in comments. i would have written that better if i'd known.

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Posted by beaver Mar 07, 2006

i thought they were funny.

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