Aunt Carol

Joke ID#10439
Funny (3.05)
Rating (0.75)
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Submitted ByCelanba
Corrected By boodler
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A teacher of a fifth grade class gave her students an assignment. The assignment was to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day, the kids came back and each had a turn to tell their stories.

"Peter, do you have a story to share?" she asks one child.

"Yes, ma'm; my daddy told a story about my Aunt Carol. Aunt Carol was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail over enemy territory and all she had was a small flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a swiss army knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't fall into enemy hands and then her parachute landed in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun, but ran out of bullets. Then she killed four more with the knife, but the blade broke. Then she killed the final soldier with her bare hands."

"Good heavens!" said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral did your father teach you from that awful story?"

"Don't mess with Aunt Carol when she's been drinking."

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Posted by Celanba Apr 08, 2006

fyi, there's two ways to spell ma'm, ma'am.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Celanba Apr 17, 2006

Who are you talking to orange? No one said the joke wasn't funny.

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Posted by zakp May 04, 2006

um... orange get a grip no one said it wasn't funny

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Posted by Celanba May 14, 2006

Hey boodler, just curious, what did you do to correct my joke?

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Posted by orange_syrup May 22, 2006

i was talkin bout one of my jokes she had commented on i never said that one wasnt funny

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Posted by Celanba May 27, 2006

Orange, you're not making sense. Who is "she"? Are you talking about jokelover? If you are, I read the comments she wrote on your jokes and she never said anything was wrong with them.

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Posted by goosh Jun 01, 2006

hahaha cute boodler very cute

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Posted by mathlover639 Sep 16, 2006

actually orange_syrup, you would have to read the joke to see if its funny. amd wocka is specifically made for "user submitted and ranked jokes"

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