"I'd Like to Phone a Friend."

Joke ID#8983
Funny (2.57)
Rating (1.41)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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A man and his wife are in the bed watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?"

He turns to her and says, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No," she answered. He replies, "Is that your final answer?"

"Yes," she said. He then replies, "I'd like to phone a friend."

That's the last thing he remembers. . . .

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Posted by kitty Dec 20, 2005

I love it

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Posted by tinsel Jan 12, 2006

HA! Good one!! I would have slapped him upside his head too!!

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