The Seven-Ten Cap

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Submitted Byjuggleboy502
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A blonde lady goes into an auto parts store and asks for a seven-ten cap.

All the clerks look at each other, and one says, "What's a seven-ten cap?"

She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost and some how and I need a new one."

"What kind of a car is it on?" the clerk asked.

"My 1999 Chevrolet."

"Okay lady, how big is it?"

She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter.

The clerk asks, "What does it do?"

"I don't know, but its always been there."

By now, the manager has come over. He hands the lady a note pad and asks her if she could draw a picture of it. The customer carefully draws a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter. In the center she writes "710."

The guys behind the counter, who are looking at the drawing upside down, can barely control their laughter as the boss walks to a shelf, grabs an OIL cap and puts in on the counter.

"That's it!" the lady says. "How much?"

"It's on the house," the manager replied. "Please come back often. You have no idea how entertaining it was waiting on you."

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Posted by funnydude Aug 23, 2005

lol that was funny! to the favs!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by phantomgal Aug 23, 2005

that was hilarious

Comment score: 4  

Posted by phsyco Aug 25, 2005

lol thats so funny

Comment score: 5  

Posted by shimmermaid Aug 28, 2005

Excellent! Good job!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by sarah_beth814 Sep 02, 2005

that was really funny! i never heard that one before.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by imlaughin Sep 11, 2005

ive heard it b4, still funny!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by Fluffy5851 Oct 05, 2005

Huh... I dont get it

Comment score: 2  

Posted by dalejrgirl Nov 23, 2005

that was hilarious!!!!!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by munkyluver646 Dec 16, 2005

heared it before still funny

Comment score: 4  

Posted by SamanthaGold Jan 06, 2006

fluffy, 710 upsidedown reads OIL. Get it ?

Comment score: 5  

Posted by sillygoose22 Jan 31, 2006

ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I didnt get it either. thanx 4 explaining it to someone!!!!! that was funny!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by auntiesis Jun 15, 2006

Just a dumb blonde joke, which I love.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by mellew Jun 16, 2006

This really, really sounds like something I would do, and, yes, I am blonde.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by jokester13 Jul 08, 2006

I didn't get it at first. I had to turn my head upside down to figure it out. I didn't read the comments before that though.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by cheer492 Aug 13, 2006

good one...

Comment score: -1  

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