Swimming Contest

Joke ID#7650
Funny (2.9)
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Submitted Byerniedingus
Corrected By teen_wiz
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Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool

The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the bottom.

Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides he had better dive down to rescue him.

He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the head at the side of the pool, where upon the head starts coughing and sputtering.

Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three years I've spent learning to swim with my !@#$% ears, then two minutes before the whistle, some idiot puts a swimming cap on me!"

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Posted by erniedingus Sep 16, 2005

can anyone leave a comment on this, i thought it was really good myslef thats why i put it on but no-one has commented, please do!!

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Posted by buttons Sep 29, 2005

I wasn't expecting that ending. Its very funny!!

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Posted by imlaughin Oct 14, 2005

hilarious, great job!

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Posted by cartwheelmac Jan 07, 2006

That is weird!

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Posted by sybyl Feb 05, 2006

I enjoyed it a lot!

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Posted by celanba Feb 20, 2006


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Posted by mastachief Mar 08, 2006


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Posted by teen_wiz Jun 10, 2006

No what? I though it was good!

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