I don't wanna go...

Joke ID#754
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Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By skoolkid
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Seeing her son is still in bed, Mary goes to wake him up for school. When she wakes him up he says, "But I don't want to go to school mom."
Mary quite annoyed at this childlike behaviour says, "Well why not? You have to go."
The son replies, "But I don't like it. The kids are mean to me, the teachers hate me, and everyone makes fun of me."
Mary calmly replies, "I'm sorry son. But you MUST go to school!."
The son says, "But whyyyy?"
Mary annoyed at the delay says, "Because you're the damn principal!"

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Posted by dakini1 Aug 11, 2003

Loved it! >

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Posted by FrostedTangerine Apr 18, 2005

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Posted by hockychic Jul 15, 2005

omg that was sooo funny! ROFL

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Apr 09, 2006


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Posted by hotchick_802 Jul 22, 2006

did u get dat from an archie comic?? it was der

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Posted by DennysGirl Nov 29, 2006

I wasn't expecting that! lol.

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Posted by BBKatsu Nov 30, 2007

You get this joke in any crappy joke book you pick up any day. Still funny though. Lol

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