You Know You're A Redneck If...

Joke ID#743
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Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By markmonnin
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You hear crack is illegal and you pull up your pants.
Someone yells "Hoe Down" at a dance and your wife falls to the floor.
You use newspapers for more than 3 uses in your home.
Your family tree is a wreath.
If your home is mobile but the 4 cars in your yard are not.
Your father gave you this advice, "If you can't keep it in your pants, at least keep it in the family."
The last thing relatives say before they die is, "Hey Ya'll! Watch this!"

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Posted by Newf Jun 02, 2003

OTFLMAO...Another good one Drunky

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Posted by Texasrose00 Jun 25, 2005

The third one actually applies to me

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