Zero to 200


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Joke ID#7254
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Rating (0.42)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByTagish
Corrected By yourwrstnitemare
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A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck.

She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up. so surprise me!"

He did just that, so for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Nobody has seen or heard from him since.




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Posted by anchmike Jul 19, 2005

Excellent!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by Majher Jul 21, 2005

Going to my favs!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by silly_goose Aug 06, 2005

Wow! One of the few that actually got me to laugh outloud...my cat is looking at me like I'm crazy...

Comment score: 11  

Posted by deepsea Aug 07, 2005

lol just out of curiousity is that how fast his hospital bill shot up too?

Comment score: 4  

Posted by tallnterrific14 Aug 15, 2005

Funny!!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by SexyChic Aug 24, 2005

That was very funny!!! I like it!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by tongue-twister Oct 02, 2005

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I read this once and didn't quite get it.... (how stupid can i get? ) then i read it again and got it that is absolutely hilarious! and now, time to show how much i loved it!!!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by sk8ter7 Oct 23, 2005

hahahahahah

Comment score: 2  

Posted by usaswim Oct 28, 2005

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by 2sandwoman Oct 29, 2005

that's a keeper! LOL

Comment score: 4  

Posted by linkofhyrule Jan 22, 2006

NICE!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by strogg_man Jan 23, 2006

think I should try it?

Comment score: -1  

Posted by coldfire Mar 15, 2006

Hilarious!

Comment score: 0  

Posted by undercover_joker May 05, 2006

I didnt get it at first but when I did hilarious!!!!!!!!! I wonder why nobody invited me to his funeral?

Comment score: 2  

Posted by timmycool May 23, 2006

totally brilliant!!!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by Question_Sleep Jun 10, 2006

Man, that's mean. ...But I don't care! Virtual high five! XD

Comment score: 1  

Posted by auntiesis Jun 15, 2006

That one was beyond funny.

Comment score: -1  

Posted by mellew Jun 16, 2006

hey that's what happened to my Uncle!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Shastaki Jun 16, 2006

Oh, I would have slapped him!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Math_freak Jul 05, 2006

FUN-EEE!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by scatteam_2 Jul 14, 2006

haha that was great

Comment score: 1  

Posted by dragonlilly1 Aug 22, 2006

OMG he'd be so totally dead before the scale hit the floor!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by coolhndsme Aug 22, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Jokester Feb 12, 2008

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Posted by sweetiepie Mar 11, 2008

that is hilarious

Comment score: 1  

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