Do You Play Golf?

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Submitted Byfather_hui
Corrected By boodler
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About four or five years ago I was standing in a ticket line at LAX, and a fellow in a line parallel to mine had a golf bag slung over his shoulder. Since the line was long and airline ticketing is a slow process at best, we struck up a conversation. He brightened when I admired his golf bag, and he proudly stated that he was on the PGA Tour. Then he turned to me and asked the question all golfers ask: "Do you play?"

I shook my head, "I used to, but I quit because I wasn't very good. I shot consistently in the low seventies."

There was a long, low in-take of breath, then "The low seventies?"

"Yes," I admitted.

"Consistently?" he queried admiringly.

"Every hole," I confessed.

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jul 06, 2005

I don't know anything baout golf so i dont get it

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Posted by pjmat Jul 07, 2005


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Posted by deepsea Sep 27, 2005


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Posted by hubluza Aug 02, 2006

In golf on an 18hole low seventies is good but he meant on a single hole which is horrible

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