Redneck Vacation

Joke ID#6398
Funny (2.86)
Rating (2.49)
Submitted BybigSWAFF_69_
Corrected By shiny_and_new
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Billy Bob and Lester were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob told Lester, "Ya know, I reckon I'm about ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your suggestions as to where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Marie got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Marie got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Marie didn't get pregnant again!"
Lester asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"
Billy Bob says, "This year, I'm takin' Marie with me..."

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Posted by person Jun 05, 2005

that is so hilarious but in a way, wrong. hehehehehe. hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! so funny ....

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 11, 2005


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Posted by BeAchG25 Jun 14, 2005

It took me a minute but I got it. That is sooooo wrong but so funny.

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Posted by iAmArEdNeCkChIk2 Jun 14, 2005

hahahaha that is funny, considering a am a redneck!!!

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Posted by smartie_pants Jun 15, 2005

i like that joke. its funny

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 17, 2005

it took me a little bit to get it.... but once i did, it was absolutely hilarious

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Posted by Texasrose00 Jun 20, 2005

gotta love it

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Posted by man1 Jul 19, 2005

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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 02, 2005

very funny, but you need to warn blonds not to read it

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Posted by monkey_D_Luffy Dec 03, 2005

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