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Joke ID#51
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Submitted Byim_para_noid
Corrected By boodler
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It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing
scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

PS. Sure is hot down here.




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Posted by Drunky Mar 17, 2003

Thats a great joke

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Newf May 31, 2003

I heard this one before. It's still a great joke.

Comment score: 6  

Posted by primevil999 Oct 15, 2003

this is too funny!!!!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by Monique114 Jan 10, 2004

Great joke!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by besbball917 Nov 14, 2004

I had heard that one before, but it still cracks me up!!!!!!

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Posted by purplepineapple Feb 11, 2005

This is a great joke!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by scouttrooper Feb 24, 2005

To the favorites!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by karusho-san Mar 01, 2005

rofl! this is great!

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Posted by Queeny05 Mar 18, 2005

really funny

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Posted by Queeny05 Mar 19, 2005

very very funny 1 of my favs

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Posted by ha-ha-hee-hee Mar 22, 2005

FUNNY!!!!

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Posted by Roxygurl54 Apr 01, 2005

Ha! Ha! Ha! This is a funny joke!

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Posted by Geno Apr 15, 2005

i`ve heard this one but it still is funny

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Posted by ntsoaky May 26, 2005

man, this just knocked me out.

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Posted by shimmermaid Jun 05, 2005

To my favorites list! Great one!

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Posted by sophia7 Jun 14, 2005

our priest told us that one!! I laughed then, but now I laughed m head off

Comment score: 1  

Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 03, 2005

way too funny! i luv this joke, it should be rated 4 smileys!

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Posted by drummerboy_12 Nov 23, 2005

Great joke!

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Posted by KoReAn_AnGeL Jan 10, 2006

lol this is one of my fav jokes!

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Posted by cartwheelmac Jan 14, 2006

Love it!!!

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Posted by Math_freak Apr 30, 2006

I've heard that one before, but everytime I hear it, I laugh out louder.

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Posted by undercover_joker May 06, 2006

well, oh well shes going to meet her husband anyways now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by timmycool Jun 05, 2006

where do you get all of these great jokes, all of ur jokes are amazing!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by girliepie Jun 05, 2006

Ha Ha! That is good! Going to the faves!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Shastaki Jun 16, 2006

Heard it before. Still great, though!

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Posted by yo_girl Jun 21, 2006

that is sooooooooooo hilarious

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Posted by ouchy1 Jul 19, 2006

i literally fell on the floor laughing

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Posted by hotchick_802 Jul 24, 2006

ha!ha! funny!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Anjhelprayer Jul 26, 2006

This one is so hilarious

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Posted by cubsfan1 Aug 28, 2006

LOL This ones on the favs book

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Posted by flamehead Oct 25, 2006

HAHA Thats so funny, but that really did happen to my friends aunt.

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Posted by joy2chipmunk Nov 10, 2006

oh my god! soo funny!!!

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Posted by carissker9 Nov 21, 2006

this was my joke, but i'll let sum1 else have it!!

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Posted by carissker9 Nov 21, 2006

this was my joke, but i'll let sum1 else have it!!

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Posted by salem33466 Feb 14, 2007

that is so horrible!!!! but yet still funny

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Posted by imunsure Apr 28, 2007

i dont really find it funny, and ive seen it on here before

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Posted by Joke_Master Oct 16, 2007

I don't think its funny... This is soooo unoriginal... I've seen this a thousand of times...

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Posted by mashfreak4077 May 25, 2008

I love this joke! It is so funny. My parents even cracked up. Keeping putting on more jokes!!!!!!!!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by mth_lvr Jul 03, 2008

i find that insulting,i live in chicago(well,bartlett,but thats a little bit north of chicago,so i have it worse)

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Posted by kappa64 Jul 06, 2008

wow poor wife

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Posted by mth_lvr Aug 14, 2008

If you dont know what it means,her husband died,and when she recieved the email,she thought it was her husband,from he**(cuz he said,it's hot down there)[and chicago is NOT that cold,but it does get into negitives every year]

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Posted by mj1321 Jun 23, 2011

WOW!!!

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