A Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room

Joke ID#415
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Submitted Bymorrigan
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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball... stuck right in the middle of the cows butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

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Posted by arjun Jan 11, 2004

very sexy!!

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Posted by Nicky101 Nov 26, 2004

A case of the common misunderstanding .

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Posted by sincity Apr 27, 2005

Bravo mate!

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 20, 2005

lol, good joke dude!

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Posted by ntsoaky Dec 06, 2006

so, this's where all those dupes come 4rm. Hilarious n I feel the man's pain , u no.

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