Diet Nightmare

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Submitted ByAnchMike
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A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The
material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of
us sitting here, years ago.

"Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese
food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of
us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking

"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all
have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that
causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

A old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake!"

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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 02, 2005

truer words were never spoken just one piece of cake soon the vows will be broken youl dread each day you wake

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Posted by 2sandwoman Dec 02, 2005

I don't understand it. Why is wedding cake bad for you? I thought people liked it!

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Posted by okie12342004 Dec 02, 2005

Funny joke. Didn't expect that punch line. I'm going to email it to my sister.

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Posted by shimmermaid Dec 04, 2005

Sandswoman- what it's sayng is, for you to eat the wedding cake, you have to be married, which means, according to the older man, that it is the worst thing that could pretty good!

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Posted by bmonkey Dec 05, 2006

i love this old man! Great joke lol

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Posted by coolhndsme Dec 05, 2006

very funny

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Posted by ouchy1 May 15, 2008

The joke is that they will regret the wedding itself, not just the cake.

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