Redneck Hotel

Joke ID#2819
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By Celanba
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A redneck couple had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, the man took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel.

The woman said to the bellman, "We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning."

"But, madam," replied the bellman.

"Don't 'But madam' me," she continued. "You can't treat us like we're a couple of fools just because we don't travel much, and we've never been to the big city, and never spent the night at a hotel. I'm going to complain to the manager."

"Madam," the bellman said, "this isn't your room; this is the elevator!"

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Posted by magicguy Apr 26, 2005

HA!! HA!! HA!! Good one!

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Posted by actsingdance247 Apr 30, 2006

Sweet job, loved it!

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Posted by coolhndsme Apr 30, 2006

very funny

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Posted by agoodin May 08, 2006


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Posted by teen_wiz Jun 10, 2006

OOPS!!! Good job!

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