Nobody Slept With Mom

Joke ID#2618
Funny (3.24)
Rating (1.17)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bycyf360n
Corrected By newf
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Ever notice how a 4 year olds voice is louder than 200 adult voices?

Several years ago, I returned home from a trip just
when a storm hit, with crashing thunder and severe lightning. As I came into my bedroom about 2 a.m., I found my two children in bed with my wife, Karen, apparently scared by the loud storm. I resigned myself to sleeping in the guest bedroom that night.

The next day, I talked to the children, and explained that it was o.k. to sleep with Mom when the storm was bad, but when I was expected home, please don't sleep with Mom that night.
They said o.k..

After my next trip several weeks later, Karen and the children picked me up in the terminal at the appointed time. Since the plane was late, everyone had come into the terminal to wait for my plane's arrival, along with hundreds of other folks
waiting for their arriving passengers.

As I entered the waiting area, my son saw me, and came running shouting, "Hi, Dad! I've got some good news!"

As I waved back, I said loudly, "What is the good news?"

"The good news is that nobody slept with Mommy while you were away this time!" Alex shouted.

The airport became very quiet, as everyone in the waiting area looked at Alex, then turned to me, and then searched the rest of the area to see if they could figure out exactly who his Mom was.

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Posted by Quado Aug 29, 2003

Hi Charles. I do not get this joke.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by absy Dec 14, 2003

the people in the airport thought that the child was referring to another man sleeping with the wife. but he was referring to the kids sleeping with her....

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Posted by puzzler Mar 22, 2004


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Posted by tyranos Mar 29, 2004

Why you call me a dork???

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Posted by silverqueen Feb 22, 2005

Beautifully written.......

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Posted by mosi12345 Jun 30, 2005


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Posted by buttons Nov 02, 2005

I love it !!

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Posted by BBKatsu Nov 30, 2007


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Posted by BBKatsu Nov 30, 2007

Straight to the faves!!!

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