Don't Lie to your Mom


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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate Julie was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Julie and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Julie came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, John"

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Julie, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Julie. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"




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Posted by silverqueen Feb 23, 2005

MOMS... u can never try to fool them

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Posted by annie9698 Feb 26, 2005

Moms know all!

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Posted by changegurl Jun 03, 2005

moms rule!

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Posted by Majher Aug 03, 2005

Good one!

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Posted by Misty Aug 04, 2005

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Posted by drummerboy_12 Jan 11, 2006

dang! can't get anything past mom!!

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Posted by cartwheelmac Jan 28, 2006

I am laughing my head off whoops! There goes my head!!!!

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Posted by brain_dead Feb 14, 2006

moms always know, GREAT JOKE!!

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Posted by kikadez Mar 17, 2006

thats right silverqeen

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Posted by mydarklife Apr 05, 2006

ya you can't fool them about that

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Posted by DSGJ Apr 13, 2006

LOVE this one.

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Posted by undercover_joker May 06, 2006

moms dont got eyes in the back of their heads.........................they have a million!

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Posted by actsingdance247 May 08, 2006

the best funny

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Posted by yojoe May 27, 2006

Moms Can't live w/ them, can't live w/out them

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Posted by mellew Jun 15, 2006

as much as i hate 2 admit it... moms always do catch you!

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Posted by RustyDQ Jul 02, 2006

Yup, moms KNOW!

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Posted by 5600113 Jul 29, 2006

i have a bad mom

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Posted by kittyloverhan22 Aug 12, 2006

Ha! Gooooood one! To the favorites.

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Posted by kittyloverhan22 Aug 12, 2006

Ha! Gooooood one! To the favorites.

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Posted by j_mon Aug 14, 2006

Very Funny- you can't fool Mom!

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Posted by cheer492 Sep 10, 2006

LOL!!!! that is HILARIOUS

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Posted by juwaidah1990 Oct 31, 2006

OH!!! That must be my mom!!!!!!

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Posted by carissker9 Nov 29, 2006

WOW- you have a lot of comments on this one. I have to say- it really id excellent!

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Posted by phoenixoflife Mar 13, 2007

Good one :rotf:

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Posted by imunsure Mar 24, 2007

nothing gets past a MOM! thats for sure. wow thats a good one!

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Posted by Joke_Master Oct 16, 2007

What a smart MOM!

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Posted by Harmony_Girl Aug 21, 2008

HA! That's pure genius.

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Posted by mj1321 Jun 24, 2011

Never lie to mom, she ALWAYS find out the truth

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