Because I'm Blonde?


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Joke ID#2443
Funny (3.39)
Rating (1.57)
CategoryBlond  
Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By timmycool
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A girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.

"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy,"
she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No honey, it's because you're 24."




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Posted by changegurl Jun 02, 2005

too funnie!!!!!!!!

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Posted by Jeni_Music_Girl Jun 23, 2006

wow, that's funny

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Posted by timmycool Jun 29, 2006

hahahahahahaha!!! thats WICKED!!! going to the faves!

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Posted by RustyDQ Jul 25, 2006

funniest blonde joke i've ever heard!

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Posted by Anjhelprayer Jul 28, 2006

To Funny!!

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Posted by dragonlilly1 Aug 07, 2006

Ok it took me all the way to the end to get it.....I loved it.

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Posted by ForestXela Aug 21, 2006

teehee

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Posted by MansyP Aug 23, 2006

omg how funny its hilarious

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Posted by brooklynn567 Sep 30, 2006

lol very funny i will not forget it

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Posted by brooklynn567 Sep 30, 2006

lol very funny i will not forget it

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Posted by carissker9 Nov 29, 2006

Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by auntiesis Apr 12, 2007

Hilarious. If I were blonde I might take offense, but I'm not, and it was funny.

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Posted by Joke_Master Oct 21, 2007

HAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by xojohannyxo Jan 29, 2008

wow! I never saw that coming!

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Posted by brain23 Aug 16, 2008

I don't get it

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Posted by Joker159 May 08, 2012

LMFAO.

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