Heaven vs Hell

Joke ID#2363
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Submitted Byrose_rox
Corrected By kebron
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Hours after the end of the world, a border dispute emerged between heaven and hell.

God, invited the devil for conversations to find a way to resolve this dispute quickly. Satan proposed a soccer game between heaven and hell. God, always fair, said to the devil, "The heat must be affecting your brain, the game would be so one sided. Don't you know all the 'good' players go to heaven?"

The devil, smiling, responded "Yeah, but we've got all the refs!"

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Posted by putzz7993 Aug 12, 2005


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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 30, 2005

and the lawyers

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Posted by idiot_genius May 17, 2006

Hes saying that all refs go 2 hell, get it? so true...

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