For Women Only

Joke ID#2362
Funny (3.32)
Rating (0.55)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bysurf243
Corrected By soaringeyrien
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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and ugly, they don't have jobs and hate children." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short, but handsome, haev decent jobs, and hate children." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and handsome, have well paying jobs, don't really care for children, but want to get married."

They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall, handsome, have all the money in the world, are romantic and sensual, love children, are not jealous, and will marry you on the spot." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman. Please go down on the escalator to your right."

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Posted by Jonesy Dec 27, 2004

I have heard this joke many times before but it is usually about guys. I think this might be a duplicate!

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Posted by Jonesy Dec 27, 2004

I'm sorry, it is not a dupe. I usually get this joke in emails from friends and family but it is usually about guys. I thought for sure I had read it here also. Nice joke though!

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Posted by annie9698 Feb 25, 2005

well, i never heard it before & i think it is great!

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Posted by purplepineapple Feb 25, 2005

I mean, sometimes that's true, but it was funny and mean at the same time. Oh wel, you get a full smiley from me!

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Posted by shimmermaid Jun 05, 2005

the inuendo, i dont like. The point of the joke, however, is hilarious!

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 03, 2005

good going surf243.

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 24, 2005

its a gd joke an it proves woemn can laugh @ themselves just as well as men can

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Posted by sanchezdancer Mar 24, 2006

This joke is soooooooo coooooooooool!!!!!!!!

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Posted by mellew Jun 15, 2006


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Posted by hubluza Jun 17, 2006

true also funny BONus!!! it s offensive to women

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Posted by BBKatsu Dec 04, 2007

No one likes you hubluza.

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