Twelve Minutes

Joke ID#2061
Funny (2.59)
Rating (1.69)
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By Fathead
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A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, Officer?"

"What are you doing?" the policeman asked. "What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading this magazine." Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?" The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."

"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man. "I'm nineteen," he replied. "And how old is she?" asked the officer. The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be sixteen."

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Posted by skoolkid Sep 26, 2003

I don't get it.

Comment score: 6  

Posted by avril_lavigne Oct 05, 2003

I really don't mean to be rude but I don't get it some one explain plz

Comment score: 6  

Posted by silvermoonisis Apr 02, 2005

For the two of you who don't get's illegal (at least in the U.S.) for anyone over the age of 18 to sleep with someone under the age of 16. I would assume that in the joke it's almost midnight and that her birthday is the next day, therefore she'll be legal in 12 minutes.

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Posted by taran083 Dec 24, 2005

Actually the law is "within 3 years." If he was 20, she would have to be 17, and so on and so on... I dont think this joke would be great on an international site like this...

Comment score: 7  

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