Hospital Privacy

Joke ID#1830
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Submitted ByNewf
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A woman, calling a local hospital, said, "Hello, I'd like to talk with the person who gives the information regarding your patients. I'd like to find out if the patient is getting better, or doing as expected, or is getting worse". The voice on the other end of the line said, "What is the patient's name and room number?" She said, "Sarah Finkel, in Room 302." "I will connect you with the nursing station."
"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"
"I would like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in Room 302."
"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Oh, yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back as normal, she's going to be
taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at twelve o'clock."
The woman said, "Thank God! That's wonderful! Oh! that's fantastic ...that's wonderful news!"
The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a close family member or a very close friend!" "Not exactly, I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me shit!!

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Posted by newf Jul 17, 2003

Whats with this layout? That is not how I typed it.

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Posted by hilo Jul 17, 2003

thats ok, still VERY funny!

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Posted by Monique114 Aug 27, 2003

It says "cast two votes" when I vote also. I'm not sure, but I think it has something to do with being an editor.

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Posted by Monique114 Aug 27, 2003

Go to the FAQ thing at the bottom right of the page. The editor thing is explained there.

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Posted by darkleexxx Sep 12, 2004

lol that's funi

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Posted by Misty Dec 23, 2004

Um...these are facts.... Level 0: (100 Points) You can report and verify duplicate jokes. Level 1: (500 Points) You can suggest and verify corrections to jokes in order to improve spelling, grammar and other errors. Level 2: (1000 Points) Your votes on jokes count as double (but you still only get 1 point for a vote) Level 3: (4000 Points) Your votes on jokes count as tripple (but you still only get 1 point for a vote) Its because when you are editor 2 it counts as double and editor 3 it counts as triple.

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Posted by linkofhyrule Apr 24, 2006

lol good job

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Posted by undercover_joker May 05, 2006

I didnt see that coming at all . but it was a really really good job I wonder hoe newf thinks of them

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Posted by Jeni_Music_Girl Jun 23, 2006

teehee LMHO(laffing my head off)

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Posted by pawprints62391 Jul 27, 2006

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats GREAT!!! loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rolling on the floor laughing my a** off

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