Setting Mother Straight


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Joke ID#18215
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bywq11bg12
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(I'm working the cash register when a mom comes through with a teenage daughter in a private school uniform. I'm pretty flamboyantly gay.)

Me: "Hello today, ladies. Did you find everything you need?"

Mom: "Just shut up and finish this f**."

(I'm used to this kind of abuse, so I continue ringing her up. I notice the daughter roll her eyes at her mother, but doesn't comment.)

Me: "And if you could just sign that receipt right there, ma'am."

Mom: *snatches receipt* "You should be ashamed of yourself! Acting that way in front of my daughter! Homosexuals are ruining this country! Look at those two over there making out in the middle of the store!"

(Her rant continues as she points to a young couple walking through the store holding hands. She then goes on to attack the 'biker chick' with the tattoo in the next line. I can see her daughter getting angrier, and finally she snaps.)

Daughter: "Can you please just stop? This guy's been pretty d*** helpful and probably has better taste in men than you! And those two are freakin' adorable so leave them alone. You want to hear something really good? I have a boyfriend. We've had sex. Oh, and I got a tattoo."

(She proceeds to rip up the back of her shirt to reveal a tattoo on her lower back before turning back around to face her mother.)

Daughter: "And you can't say anything because I'm an adult just like every other person in this store. So you can take your prejudiced opinions and shove them up your a**. If you want me, I'll be at Dad's!" *storms out*




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