Burned


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(I'm a high ropes instructor and work with kids in the forest. There are "No Smoking" signs posted all over the place, but I see a woman smoking right next to a sign.)

Me: "Ma'am, I'm sorry. There's no smoking in this area."

Customer: "Why not?"

Me: "Because it could start a fire."

Customer: *snottily* "Well, I'll make sure not to do that."

Me: "Ma'am, you still can't smoke in this area. There are children everywhere... the smoke's not good for them."

Customer: "Well, they're my children, so it's really my decision to make, isn't it?"

Me: "Actually, as this is our property, it's our decision. Please take your disgusting habit elsewhere."

Customer: "Your FACE is disgusting."

Me: "Well, ma'am, as soon as my face starts causing cancer, you can complain."




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