We Need One Of These In Every Store


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Employee: *making out a rain check* "Okay, so I'm just going to look on the computer and check if any other locations have this item."

Nice customer: "Okay, thanks."

Angry customer: "Stop f***ing socializing and do your g**d*** job!"

Employee: "Sir, please don't be abusive, I'm just checking our other loc-"

Angry customer: "I don't care! DO YOUR JOB!"

(At this point, the angry customer moves toward the counter in a very threatening way. The customer behind HIM, a super-fit guy in a UFC jacket, steps in. Mr. UFC grabs the angry customer in a CHOKE HOLD and drags him outside, followed quickly by management, and to the applause of the staff and customers inside the store.)

(The angry customer was banned from the store and Mr. UFC got a gift card.)




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