Smoking Doesn't Just Stunt Your Growth


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Joke ID#18069
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CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byizzy1998
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Michael and Beth are married, Beth is a smoker but Michael thinks smoking is horrible.

One night she started smoking after they finished having sex and Michael said, "Would you please stop smoking, you're going to kill yourself."

Beth, in return, said, "Sometimes I just need to get in a smoke after sex, do you have a problem with that?"

He replied, "Yes, because they stunt your growth among other things."

Beth asked Michael if he's ever smoked, to which he proudly said no.

With a smug Beth lowered her gaze to his groin and said, "So, what's your excuse?"




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Posted by cookie52 Mar 02, 2012

Lol, that was really funny.

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Posted by Joker159 May 18, 2012

I dont get it.

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Posted by Joker159 May 18, 2012

I dont get it.

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