Yo Moma Jokes


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Joke ID#17908
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CategoryYo Momma  
Submitted ByXela
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Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides.

Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a red shirt all the kids go "koolaid! koolaid!"

Yo momma's so fat that when I swerved to miss her, I ran outta gas.

Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I had to stop and ask for directions.

Yo momma has so many chins that she keeps a bookmark in her mouth so she can remember where to stuff the food.

yo mama is so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch xD

Yo moma's like a baby she sucks everything in sight

Yo moma's got more chins than a Chinese phone book...?

yo momma so fat even dora couldn't explore her




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