You're Know You're From Alaska If . .2

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1. If your town has an equal number of bars and churches.

2. If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number.

3. If you know how to say Matanuska, Tokositna, Kichatna, Oshetna, Bodenburg and Muktuk.

4. If you think that ketchup is one of the seven main food groups.

5. If your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a motor home on the highway.

6. If your whole family wears mukluks to church on Sunday.

7. If you see people wearing camouflage at social events - including weddings and funerals.

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Posted by ComfyAndJoy May 03, 2010

kinda sounds like pennsylvania too.. at least where i live

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Posted by snakeyboy Jun 11, 2010

hey boodler, are you from alaska to? That would be weird. 2 of the top 15 active users on this site would be from alaska. crazy.

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Posted by triskit Jun 17, 2010

And 14 of the top 15 would know how to use the correct form of the word "too"!

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