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Joke ID#178
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Submitted Bysomething
Corrected By imlaughin
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-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.

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Posted by marymary May 02, 2003

really really really loved it!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by demonic_spirit Apr 06, 2005

This is too damn right!

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Posted by NYG7154 Dec 16, 2005


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Posted by Shastaki Jun 14, 2006

OMG that is perfect!! I know some other ones too! Here's one: When paying for a taxi, never look inside your wallet. Just pick a note at random and it will always be the exact fare.

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Posted by Shastaki Jun 14, 2006

Another!: Anyone can be knocked unconscious by only one hit to the head.

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Posted by x0Lindsey Aug 24, 2006

Omg, this was so funny! I liked this one about dancing in the street! HAHA!

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Posted by joy2chipmunk Nov 07, 2006

Great joke!! Great additions by Shataski 2!

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Posted by salem33466 Feb 17, 2007


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Posted by Battery Mar 17, 2007

heres one, whenever someone says things couldn't get worse, they get worse.

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Posted by BBKatsu Nov 30, 2007

Classic, and so true...

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Alexeagle Nov 30, 2007

Great joke and so true!

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Posted by popesantaxiv Dec 08, 2007

oh how accurate! especially the telev part

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Posted by leaffan4life Dec 23, 2007

lmao, it is so funny because it is true.

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Posted by luna103 Apr 02, 2011

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