Rope walks into a bar

Joke ID#1655
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Submitted Byhilo
Corrected By undercover-ed
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A length of Rope went into a bar, sat on a stool, and ordered a beer. The Bartender said, "We don't serve Ropes here." Dismayed and disappointed, the Rope went out and then got an idea. He stopped a man and asked, "Will you please tie a knot in me and separate my strands at both ends?". The man obliged, and with this done, the Rope went back into the bar and again ordered a beer. The Bartender looked him over and said, "Say, aren't you the same rope who was in here before?!" "No," was the reply, "I'm a frayed knot."

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Posted by snowmachine88 Jul 07, 2003

it'd be better in the pun catagory

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Posted by Source Jul 07, 2003

This joke was kinda funny

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