How Many Ventriloquists?

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Submitted Byboodler
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How many ventriloquists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - one to change the light bulb, and one to holg ge gottong og ge lagger.

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Posted by boodler Jul 05, 2008

The last sentence is how a very bad ventriloquist might say "Hold the bottom of the ladder"! You try saying it without moving your lips!

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Posted by Fathead Jan 13, 2012

Or maybe the puppet was holding it with its teeth.

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