Breaking up with a Marine

Joke ID#1622
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry.
Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky.

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies.

There were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:
Dear Becky,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take care, Ricky.

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Posted by datra16 Jul 08, 2003

oh man, thats GREAT!!! she got just what she deserved!

Comment score: 7  

Posted by einat17 Oct 25, 2003

LOL!!! good one ;-)

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Monique114 Dec 31, 2003

LOL!! Great joke!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by buttons Sep 05, 2005

Ha Ha. Got his own back

Comment score: 3  

Posted by suthrnbabe03 Sep 19, 2005

lol great joke! it put a smile on my face!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by ansh93 Oct 14, 2005

pretty funny

Comment score: 3  

Posted by shimmermaid Oct 26, 2005

Oh, that's wicked....

Comment score: 4  

Posted by deekyu Oct 27, 2005

wow!!! it made me laugh!!! great joke

Comment score: 4  

Posted by SexyChic Oct 28, 2005

That was great!!! I enjoyed it.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by sillygoose22 Feb 01, 2006

useaswim: Please please PLEASE dont use so many smileys! it messes up computers. I loved the joke!!!!!!!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by cartwheelmac Feb 12, 2006

Good job Marine!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by mgc710 Apr 06, 2006

Amazing! That was good!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Sassy_101 Jul 06, 2006

Hey USASWIM: Do you have mixed feelings about this teaser?

Comment score: 2  

Posted by possumgirl22213 Aug 05, 2006

That one's great! I love it! SOOOOO funny!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by phoenixoflife Oct 23, 2006

Ahahhaa i cant stop laughing

Comment score: 4  

Posted by dragonlilly1 Oct 25, 2006

WTG my kinda man....

Comment score: 4  

Posted by coolhndsme Oct 25, 2006

very funy

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Posted by mmmcla01 Jul 27, 2007

What is wrong with you people posting that many you have some kind of mental issue that causes you to enjoy being extremely annoying??? Or do you just not have a life??? If you have a real comment, you should definitely write it. Otherwise, don't waste my time!! Oh by the way, nice joke!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by leaffan4life Aug 05, 2007

lol great joke, and the comment above is funny also.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by rac76 Oct 25, 2008

I've heard this joke before, but it's still funny.

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